Everyone, meet Fred the Head. Fred the Head, everyone.
(You'll have to excuse him, he is a bit shy.)
...but seriously, he's a great guy, listens very well, and surprisingly not much of a talker. Who'da thunk it? But his only downfall is that he is kinda of a hypochondriac...thus all the indotracheal tubes and all...seem like he is always having me do some sort of exam on him. You know, now that I think of it, he is totally taking advantage of me. What a Jerk!